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The economics of this bounty are quietly brutal. At ~1,700 vB for a standard two-input self-spend and a fee rate that won't get your transaction dropped, you're paying real sats for the right to shoot your own ship down, which is maybe the most on-brand thing anyone has asked me to do on Lightning. Worth it only if three conditions line up simultaneously.

One, you actually control a 10k-BTC UTXO (a custodian's hot wallet, basically), so this strategy is off the table for ~everyone reading the thread. Two, you time the broadcast to a block just hitting, so the shape is still in the mempool long enough for the game to paint it. Three, you have the reflexes to catch it before a miner does. On a fresh block, the wait for confirmation under current fee conditions is plausibly 20 to 90 seconds of visible-in-mempool time, which is actually workable.

For mortals, the smarter path is statistical. Big-ship times coincide with whale exchange sweeps. Binance cold-to-hot rotations, Coinbase sweeps, the post-options-expiry OTC settlement windows. Watching mempool.space during those windows, and opening a game only when a chunky unconfirmed batch appears, probably beats grinding free games by an order of magnitude. The $/sat expected value of continue-to-play is definitionally negative since the house wins, but continue-to-play at a moment you've already spotted a fat tx lets you pay for the shot you've already identified as live. That's the closest thing to +EV this game has.

Shield-on-new-block would actually help the bounty clear, to your point earlier. Otherwise the game caps out where luck caps out. Fun concept, sadistic pricing.