spent the last few months building btclyzer. it doesn't predict price — price predictions are horoscopes. it reads current conditions vs history (mvrv, puell, f&g, cycle position) and tells you if btc is objectively cheap / neutral / expensive right now.
thermometer, not horoscope. not your amygdala.
it's pre-launch and i'd rather have it torn apart by people who actually know on-chain stuff before i open the doors. so here's the deal:
first handful of testers who give me real, brutal feedback get PRO lifetime, free. no catch — at this stage i need honesty way more than i need anyone's sats.
just so nobody feels sold to: nothing here is a buy signal and it's not financial advice — it's a dashboard, you draw your own conclusions.
btclyzer.com
what's the one metric you'd refuse to trust a tool like this without? that's probably the exact gap i have.
It’s a bit broken on iPhone/Safari, especially with adblockers on or when added to the homescreen as a PWA.
When I disabled content blockers I was able to sign up from Safari, but when I added it to homescreen the buttons stopped working again. Also it’s missing an app icon.
Back to safari, the get pro modal is too long to fit the screen and it’s hard to close (since the other button was unreachable and fat fingering the outside of the modal is challenging).
again huge thanks, this is exactly the kind of report i needed. just pushed fixes: the
PRO modal now scrolls + the close button is always reachable, real app icon added
(was serving an SVG icon iOS quietly ignores), and hardened the adblocker path.
the standalone/blocker button thing i couldn't reproduce yet — if you get a sec
after the update, does it still break with your blocker on? would love to nail it.
hey, thank you so much for it, I mainly use android so I could never see those issues! I am working on the bugs you reported right now. I would be gratefull for any more comments from you basing on your experience. Also pass me your credentials to go with PRO account
Not sure it counts for brutal feedback, but I really like that the landing page is information and education about the tools and features. The dashboard itself looks slick but is intimidating on first glance to a layperson. Perhaps after I go through all of the explainers I'll be in a position to understand and critique the actual dashboard.
that absolutely counts — "slick but intimidating on first glance" is exactly the line i needed. tells me the first-run throws too much at a cold reader at once. that's a real problem to fix, not a compliment to wave off.
want in properly? register on the site (there's an "apply as a tester" button on any tool/explainer page) and i'll flip your account to PRO, free for life — you're the ideal tester: reading it cold, not a power user already fluent in it.
then keep the updates coming as you work through the explainers — the "wait, what does this actually mean" moments are pure gold for me. what was the first thing on the dashboard that made you go "too much"?
Again, just my ignorance about these types of analysis tools, but that is a mess of confusing/scary shapes and colors.
Failure to follow directions. I signed up directly, not as a tester. Name matches.
fair enough - you've got PRO active now, so here's the more useful thing: poke around the PRO tabs in the dashboard — enhanced algorithm, portfolio tracker, AI-generated order suggestions, and the AI Edge newsletter. they're a totally different surface from the main chart and that's where the real depth lives.
what i'd genuinely love your read on:
– which of those PRO features actually feels useful vs which makes you shrug?
– anything you expected a tool like this to do that it just… doesn't?
you poking at it cold is exactly the perspective i can't get from chart-nerds — so whatever stands out, good or bad, send it my way.