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⚽ PSG beat Bayern Munich 5-4 in a breathless Champions League semi-final first leg in Paris, a nine-goal spectacle in which Kvaratskhelia and Dembele starred, Kane and Olise struck for Bayern, and an enthralling second-half exchange still leaves the tie finely poised ahead of next week’s return.

🏀 After one of the most competitive opening rounds in memory — featuring three Game 7s, two 3–1 comebacks and major injury storylines — eight teams remain while stars like LeBron James, Joel Embiid and Victor Wembanyama emerged as clear winners and franchises including the Celtics, Nuggets and Rockets face serious questions.

🏒 Buffalo’s speed and timely scoring — including first-period goals from Alex Tuch and Mattias Samuelsson and a third-period finish by Zach Benson — powered the Sabres to a 4-1 Game 6 win in Boston, giving Buffalo a 4-2 series victory and its first trip to the second round since 2007.

⚽ Porto (POR) and Inter (ITA) — Porto reclaim the Liga Portugal title and Inter lift the Serie A crown.

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Best nicknames of active players

Big Dumper — Cal Raleigh
The Procedure — Joel Embiid
Beef Stew — Isaiah Stewart
Chef Curry — Stephen Curry
Joker — Jokic

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In Detroit’s 116–94 Game 7 rout of the Orlando Magic, Pistons fans loudly chanted Angel Reese’s name to distract Magic center Wendell Carter Jr. at the free-throw line — a taunt tied to Reese’s relationship with Carter and rumored past connection to Pistons big man Jalen Duren — as Detroit completed a dramatic comeback to eliminate Orlando from the playoffs.

📺 Games of upcoming week

Bayern vs PSG
Wed 15:00ET

Chimaev vs Strickland
Sat 19:00 ET

Barcelona vs Real Madrid
Sun 15:00 ET

😱 Did you know?

🏀 LeBron James has never recorded exactly 27 points, 7 rebounds and 7 assists in an NBA game (regular season or playoffs) 🤯 he did record that exact 27-7-7 line in the 2003 McDonald’s All‑American Game as a high‑schooler. Those are his career average.

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Jockey Jose L. Ortiz celebrates after riding Golden Tempo (19) to victory the 152nd running of the Kentucky Derby horse race at Churchill Downs, Saturday, May 2, 2026, in Louisville, Ky.

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@SimpleStacker calling “Joel ‘The Procedure’ Embiid” after dominant performance post appendix removal

I don't bet much, or hang out in the degenerate gamblers stacker_sport section... but when I do, I like to beat @grayruby to the punch!

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You left too much meat on the bone. I just guaranteed myself a 13% return in less than a month.

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(off topic) do you follow this account https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plwoc7qdaug6wiv4mwjg2a6m

Great pastime content

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No I don’t follow it. I didn’t have much luck on bluesky. I tried to talk to people about bitcoin and it didn’t go well.

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Never tried to talk to no one, 😂 🤣

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That's a harsh environment

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Maybe it is different now. It was only a couple week after Trump had won the election I tested it out. They were probably still in shock.

I'm using it on the open vibe app, you have a bsky and fediverse cross posting been sharing once a day couple months, but not engaging really. But all the sources are there so it works almost as my old Twitter feed

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Didn't have enough lightning firepower! (And wanted to keep some for the "No" contract on Bayern winning)...

(Zapping too much these days)

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Is "The Procedure" really Embiids nickname now? I thought I made it up as a play on "The Process" (#1481884)

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You named you got the votes you make the list, that's the beautiful thing about democracy 😆😅😂

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Heh, thanks. I just wasn't sure if it was actually a nickname other people were using, since it seemed plausible.

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You're officially a SN trend setter 😁

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Yes in our circles he is now the Procedure. Well done. You will go down in history for saving Joel Embiid's career.

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23 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 4 May

Jokic sure loves his mini horses.

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Time to do some winning in the off season

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A new column my biggest mistake of the week

Not a single line about the amazing Miami GP, Kimi Antonelli reaching his 3rd win in a row, i think only the 3rd in history to do that and the youngest to achieve the feat.

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