We check in on our financial-engineering "heroes" at Strategy now and again (#1475688, #1477917, #1427437)

Apparently, then -- says my feeds and the news Google wants me to see -- our god lord savior confessed that selling coins might be an option. (He's done that plenty of times before, albeit more hypothetically, so not sure why this is "news" now.)

Or here.

OK, I go on Twitter to find our beloved Mr Livingston (I presume...) talking about the wonders of selling bitcoin.

Yeah. I guess it's a thing, then?

Turns out all the Saylorboi hype accounts are posting about it.

God, I can't wait for these financial engineering scams to die out... make Bitcoin Twitter great again.

Look, these guys aren't wrong, and nothing about the numbers here seems off... and if I had a (monster!) pile of assets worth multiples of my recurring interest and debt principal repayment coming due, I'd also consider selling some. But what's with the hype and sycophantic amplification??

What's with the "NO THEY DON'T EVER HAVE TO SELL... oh dude confessed they might sell, YES YES OF COURSE THEY COULD SELL NO BIGGIE!"

It's like total 1984-the-chocolate-ration-was-increased over here, and the lords of hype keep LARPing. No seriousness, all just slop and LARP.

I dunno... these Saylorbois make the entire thing seem less respectable, plausible, or revolutionary -- not more.

I can't wait for them to die out, move on, issue a coin, or leave us the fuck alone. Saylor idealization was making a deal with the devil, and it's only slowly becoming clear to us what the deal is costing.

P.S., in the meantime, NAKA hitting all-time lows. Oh well.