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103 sats \ 8 replies \ @optimism 29 May \ parent \ on: Running a cashu mint in a TEE bitcoin

they have an expiry date lol

70 sats \ 7 replies \ @npub1zapsats 29 May

I can't give these fucking things away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Right fuck it im posting 2 cashu invoices here in this feed, if you want them take them, if you don't gfy

As opti says, mid June cut off use by date

Incoming.....

1 sat \ 6 replies \ @optimism 29 May

anon sponsoring scraper bots

70 sats \ 5 replies \ @npub1zapsats 29 May

Couldnt even paste it here, text limit lol

187 sats \ 3 replies \ @optimism 29 May

Just wait until we get the results of all these googly spooky peoples pushing HUGE cryptography. ML-DSA-87 signatures are 4627 bytes. That's just the sig. In base64 that'd be 6100 characters for the signature alone. lol

172 sats \ 2 replies \ @npub1zapsats 29 May

Are you criticising my invoice brev

187 sats \ 1 reply \ @optimism 29 May

Those are nuts. And no. I wouldn't take your nuts in my mouth

172 sats \ 0 replies \ @npub1zapsats 29 May

OK stop hijacking Scoresby's thread with your smutty talk 🤣🤣🤣

79 sats \ 0 replies \ @npub1zapsats 29 May

The last 7K go get em bots lol