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Welcome back to Den's Strategy Watch here at Stacker_Stocks, financed by Saylor himself! (via @BlokchainB 's fiat investments).

Here we trash Strategy and Saylor (and occasionally some other degenerate shitcoin treasury companies) on their own dime. It's a beautiful thing.


YEEEHAAA, gotta love the Saylor AI SLOP:

Michael Saylor has always conveyed confidence and conviction. The leveraged bitcoin vehicle Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) has had its detractors and doubters, but the management have never wavered in its faith in its project, even if prices gyrate wildly. “Volatility,” wrote executive chair Saylor in February, “is Satoshi’s gift to the faithful.”

Well, no more. Now, we more explicitly farm our devotees (#1504544). Dilution as a wonderfully expensive service! #1292636

If you judge Strategy by recent actions and not words, you get the distinct impression that management have focused increasingly on managing the liquidity demands of the company’s capital structure rather than showing absolute commitment to bitcoin accumulation.

Our Alphaville reporter Mr. Coben, father KURT?! finds 4 developments

  1. First Strategy stacked "dollars rather than sats."
Issuing equity at depressed prices to hoard the proceeds is not what you’d expect from a visionary founder who has trashed cash and proclaimed bitcoin as the “apex commodity, technology, property, money, & ETF asset”. The cash reserve today stands at around $900mn which covers about 7-8 months of dividends, and the market is asking how it will be replenished.
  1. Then the company repurchased convertible bonds coming due in 2029, i.e., giving up free liquidity.

Straight up pretty stupid -- especially since replenishing the cash reserve means diluting a depressed common stock even more!

this is a bizarre liability to retire, even at an eight per cent discount to par. Zero-cost debt is pretty darn attractive, especially for a junk-rated credit like Strategy. Sure, with a conversion price of $672, the convertible bond was wayyy out of the money. However, because the investor put option could not be exercised until June 2028, the instrument posed no refinancing risk for at least two years.

Reasons? "Preferred stock are far more expensive to service than the convertible, but their payments can be deferred and the securities never mature. Strategy is, in effect, swapping cheap financing for more flexible financing, prioritising survival over economics. It wants to minimise the risk of outright default."

  1. Sold 32, re-purchased 1550. #1504544
The market didn’t like the volte-face, with the common stock tumbling nearly 20 per cent in the following five sessions. Admittedly, Saylor had flagged on the first-quarter earnings call in early May that the company might sell a small amount of bitcoin to “inoculate the market” for future disposals. But for investors the actual sale presages future bitcoin disposals.

THIS is a serious point:THIS is a serious point:

"The token (pun intended) sale of tokens suggests management doesn’t believe that capital markets will always enable it to fund its obligations.""The token (pun intended) sale of tokens suggests management doesn’t believe that capital markets will always enable it to fund its obligations."

  1. Sucks that STRETCH isn't STRETCHING:
the price decline of Strategy’s “Stretch” (STRC) preferred stock suggests the costs of sustaining the current capital structure is rising fast. STRC was aggressively pitched as a stable income instrument, with CNBC reporting Saylor as having presented it as high-yielding money market fund alternative.

TL;DR -- does management still believe its own story?!TL;DR -- does management still believe its own story?!

Strategy’s premium valuation has always rested on the assumption that it could issue securities, buy more bitcoin, and so sustain the premium that made the process possible in the first place. The company’s online followers may still believe that flywheel is self-reinforcing. The more interesting question is whether management still does.

We shall see, thanks for tuning in to Den's Strategy Watch. UNTIL NEXT TIME!


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All strategy needs to do is survive the bear market, that's it. In other words they need a year.

If the 4-year cycle is true, and there's no reason to believe it isn't, the bottom will be in by January and by next next summer we will be starting 'up' again in the next cycle.

Strategy owns 60 billion $ worth of bitcoin a 500k USD asset going to 2 million dollars over 20 years... I think they will be fine.

Go back and read about amazon - they dropped 90% between 1999 and 2001 there is IMO no way to accumulate lots of something like bitcoin without dealing with the volatility...

Do I care for the financial engineering? No and I don't own MSTR/btc derivates however like I said all they need to do is survive the bear market ie the next year and they are OK.

I think saylor realizes the cycles aren't over... So riding it up and down is painful for them, hence the idea of buying and selling ie timing the market and cycles.

Or dumping 32 (nothing for them) then dumping the market and buying 1500 for cheaper when they created their own volatility which is really something.

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This stacker gets it

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I suspect even a pretty modest rebound in their bitcoin valuation will paper over pretty much all of these concerns.

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Won't matter if you count bitcoin per share (which is what these clowns do). Is Undisc a fiat maxi??

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We are all fiat Maxi no ISP takes sats yet every last Bitcoiner has access to the internet.

Doesn’t Starlink take dollars?

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How does Darth get online?

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He uses “friends” to pay his fiat bills. When he can’t find friends he uses Bull Bitcoin to pay. He was complaining to the Bull Bitcoin folks about something on SN and that’s when I realized it’s all a show. Loves to call me a fiat maxi but some how he’s on the internet haha

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What's a show?

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He’s putting on a performance as he only lives on sats and never uses fiat. But he uses fiat by proxy by making friends and using bull bitcoin to pay his bills.

A true maxi wouldn’t be on the internet because no ISP takes Bitcoin for payment.

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Seems like a risky proposition... surely some ISP somewhere does?

"But he uses fiat by proxy"

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

"using bull bitcoin to pay his bills."

I don't know what that means. It is almost impossible to be 100% 'on bitcoin' today... But its not impossible

"A true maxi wouldn’t be on the internet because no ISP takes Bitcoin for payment."

Easy to pay for internet access using only bitcoin. From what I can see if you had enough sats you could pay for internet forever

What a hypocrite

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It matters for being able to afford all their fiat obligations

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No it doesn't.. what's this word "afford" doing here?

A larger BS just means sell more BTC or print even more shares

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Yeah, obviously it means they can sell more (compared to what?) bitcoin and print more shares.

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Then BPS doesn't go up, ergo I win.

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Exactly!!

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203 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 8 Jun

I am no finance bro. Indeed, I barely know what a mortgage is, but there is something the feels very Titanic-y about STRC. All the discourse around Strategy and especially STRC has been a little too

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LUUUUNAAAA

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It’s all going according to plan. Lower your time preference 😂

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I did, and learned that MSTR is a suckers game.
Fuck Sailor, fuck the boomers

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A sucker that has 800k+ BTC purchased on the open market via the regulated fiat casino we call the stock market

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...aaaaaand it's gone!

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Ahahaha

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Saylor's future cellmate

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